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Friends Demotivational Poster


FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm, #253364
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm, #243374
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am, #239725
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am, #239205
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am, #214930
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm, #208528
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm, #208511

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am, #198405
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm, #185764
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm, #185759
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm, #185750
To true! 5L


TRUE FRIEND -


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - July 27, 2011, 11:15 pm, #222006
Awe5ome.
gas - July 27, 2011, 5:49 pm, #221989
thanks :p
Verdeckt - July 27, 2011, 5:42 pm, #221987
5weet


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm, #229085
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU - that which you WANT to hear, even if it's a lie. A True Friend tells you what you NEED to hear, even if you didn't want to hear it.


TAGS: blacknwhite calender true friends
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 5:55 pm, #235126

lol..love the caption DonQ. fan...if you have the raw pic...may i use it over at my site plz. and DonQ...use tyhat caption as a snipe there.
DonQ - May 24, 2012, 3:45 pm, #235068
I know it was you Freddo, you broke my heart.
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 1:20 pm, #235064
Perfect words for the pic, Campy. The little listener is just soakin’ it all in. MY-T-Fine one here..easy 5L
Reality Lord - May 24, 2012, 12:50 pm, #235062

love it. can i ask you drop the raw pic into peoplesniper.com
mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:38 am, #235055
very true...


TRUE FRIENDS -




NEUTERING - The practical alternative to inbreeding.




F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....




TIS THE PRIVILEGE OF FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: friendship big lebowski nonsense
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by sickartist

nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:28 pm, #242939
Isn't that the guy from Day Of The Dead? I love that movie!
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:39 pm, #239195
Nihilists!
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 4:40 pm, #149038
That rug really tied the room together. 5 Caucasians for you.


GOOD FRIENDS - Don't let you do stupid stuff, alone ...


TAGS: good friends stupid stuff alone
Rating: 4.44/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:48 pm, #237351
When I saw the woman's glare, I laughed so hard that Coca Cola came out of my nose!


IN THE END - There doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.95/5

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jonny5 - February 4, 2013, 1:16 pm, #243182
The tiger wants to 'understand' how good you'd taste with ketchup.


KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER. - Michael Corleone




YO JUDAS, YOU IN THERE BRO - I want you to say hello to my little friends ...


TAGS: jesus judus hello little friends
Rating: 3.68/5

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RonE - March 5, 2012, 5:25 am, #230650
Freaking awesome!


BEST FRIENDS - They ALWAYS have your back




MOMMY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS - Are all on something called facebook




Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am, #257270
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


FACEBOOK - "Hey! I just added my 2000th friend on Facebook!" "Where do you know him from?" "He's the friend of the friend of the friend of my cousin's friend!"


TAGS: facebook friends
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 8:12 pm, #141018
Now we know how the herpes virus got in the neighborhood. 5L's for the "shop" skills


INTERNET FRIENDS - hopefully they don't visit.


TAGS: friends
Rating: 3.6/5

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ICEMAN - April 6, 2011, 7:53 pm, #215881
And Charlie Chaplin ruined it for Hitler.
Sean - April 6, 2011, 5:29 pm, #215874
Yes, yes he did. And 70's p*** took care of all the rest.
Samson - April 6, 2011, 5:25 pm, #215871
Hitler really ruined that mustache style for everyone, didn't he?


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: i don t remember most of my friends
Rating: 3.47/5

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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:21 pm, #179480
This happened to me once only the swing was a go-kart and the ground was a baseball bat
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 11:03 pm, #86779
Canadian gold.


QUIT SMOKING? -


TAGS: aprchallenge cigarettes my friends are bums
Rating: 4.58/5

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Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 11:22 am, #173620
Very apt. great poster better pic - Iggy Pop and Tom Waits... I forget the movie... is it Coffee and Cigarettes?


FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends


TAGS: facebook nerd kids friends real
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:45 am, #220613
Good one.


APACHE CHIEF - What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee to the crotch?




HOONEYMOON PERIOD -


TAGS: honeymoon over lets bee friends
Rating: 4.9/5

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crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:44 pm, #223537
5tinger
mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am, #223530
WOW!!!... 5 bees


WAR - One of the only places on Earth where you meet heroes daily. Be nice to everyone you talk to; You might not get to say "Thank-You" or "Good-Bye" later on.




COMPLEXITY - My friends are embarrassed by how the simplest things in life amuse me, I’m embarrassed by how simple my friends are


TAGS: friends life world funny down
Rating: 4.85/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:33 pm, #221625
Beaut!!! Gotta wonder why kids are always happy and adults aren't, right?
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:04 pm, #221543
Nice poster caveman.
Greeny - July 17, 2011, 10:19 am, #221479
nice!
Verdeckt - July 17, 2011, 9:10 am, #221478
Who you calling 5imple?...


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.48/5

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Cubbybear - April 16, 2010, 11:14 pm, #171771
Friends with Benefits always make you smile...5/5
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 11:12 pm, #171770
Good fake anything.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 11:08 pm, #171767
Nice one.


WINDOWS - Add another button like UNDO....




LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm, #197740
5 nibbles for Bruce!


AQUAMAN - Not so super friend


TAGS: aquaman superfriends cartoon
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 3:00 pm, #183131
Only because Southwest lists the Pacific ocean as a hub. US Airways only has connecting flights to the Hudson.


GONE WITH THE WIND -


TAGS: money security corruption friendship
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 10:54 pm, #239723
Hopefully, they straighten it out and give seniors all the benefits they worked for their entire lives. Politicians regardless of affiliation are nothing but cheap crooks....
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 4:07 pm, #239703
My Sister Just When On S S And Their F--king Her Every Changes They Get It's Not Right !


TRUSTING FATHERS -




BFFS -


TAGS: best friends
Rating: 4.94/5

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LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:20 pm, #202530
that's adorable!!!


MONEY -




FRIEND ZONED - I want a man who's as handsome as you As kind as you, as funny as you, as smart as you Who's not you




THE CURSE -


TAGS: just friends curse calendar benefits
Rating: 5/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:29 am, #229475
I like the fresh positive outlook!
caveman - February 12, 2012, 2:14 am, #229399
Nice to hear. Boredom does the vocabulary good i guess.
LiquidAngel - February 12, 2012, 1:18 am, #229398
All of your recent posters have been awesome, this one is no exception, keep em coming.


REAL FRIENDS -




IRONY - I can't always be there for my friends and family; but when I do they are selfish, ungrateful, and are never there for me.


TAGS: family friends irony selfish ungrateful
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 11:21 pm, #236850
I thought the irony was that, for such a sophisticated fellow, why is he drinking that cheaply made, skunky, green-bottle Dos Equis when he could have an Amber Dos Equis.
ElleWhyInIn - June 30, 2012, 2:35 pm, #236825
Thank you very much :)
SteveFurlong - June 30, 2012, 9:26 am, #236816
5L for truth


HAPPINESS - Is like Candy ,..ya gotta share it..


TAGS: candy share happiness friends love
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mistyblu - March 2, 2012, 9:22 pm, #230533
i did it!...i made one for motitwist also...:)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 3:14 pm, #230524
It's nothing wrong, Moti-Twist is a sister site to Motifake, located here > www.motivationaltwist.com for posters that can be interpreted in a positive (ie not demotivational) way.
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:13 pm, #230450
where is moti twist..would you give me the link?..directions.?I hope I havent done anything wrong. I can also be reached at plantcycle.org@gmail.com
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:10 pm, #230449
Not terribly good with computers..what do i do?Would you help me please.
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:54 pm, #230225
Please also upload to Moti-Twist


LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP - That's what the best friendships are made of.




Wolf In Sheeps Clothing -


TAGS: backstab wolf sheep leader friendship
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 1:39 am, #253874
Thanks you. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:11 am, #253853
Whoa! That is impressive! I've got to check out your other work now. 5L for the poster and 5L for the awesome artwork!
Greybeard - March 27, 2014, 1:51 am, #253844
Thank you. Inspired by others on this site to include yourself. :)
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:38 pm, #253833
your artistic talents are very impressive. amazing


A JOURNEY - is best measured in friends, rather than miles


TAGS: journey friends
Rating: 4.73/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:51 pm, #242600
Some journeys can severely try a friendship.


JUST WAY MORE -


TAGS: million needy souls friends
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - May 12, 2011, 7:02 am, #218482
As Sean would say: the internets. They have pictures there...
heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 11, 2011, 9:38 pm, #218468
hey greeny where ya get the pic lol???
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:35 pm, #218393
heck no, but the advertising revenue would be something...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:38 pm, #218388
Nice challenge poster Greeny. Can you imagine motifake with millions here?
steph1 - May 10, 2011, 7:15 am, #218362
nicely put...however, we, the other 90% of the population, don't have the need to get ourselves enslaved...go figure


BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"


TAGS: we get by with a little help from our friends
Rating: 4.11/5

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Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:24 am, #135275
awww, this is too cute was this shopped?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:47 pm, #134827
5l
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:44 pm, #134826
R.I.P. Mercutio, a true wingman.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 9:33 pm, #134710
This is all kinds of great!!!
Produceman117 - November 6, 2009, 7:36 pm, #134673
Magnificent. 5 Mufasas.


SURPRISE -




BE MY FRIEND -


TAGS: facebook friends life
Rating: 4.56/5

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Knocker - January 10, 2012, 5:08 am, #227419
Friend wh***. This is what their Facebook looks like.


FRIENDSHIPS - What do they mean to you ?




FRIENDS - You dont win friends with Salad


TAGS: simpsons salad friends
Rating: 2.31/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 12:08 am, #97529
Homer J and the family (sans lisa) chanting "you don't win friends with salad""you don't win friends with salad". I can see it in my mind (which has slightly better picture than my TV). I hope that show goes on forever.
Claire - July 21, 2009, 12:02 am, #97523
I'm hungry now. =/
Da5id - June 6, 2009, 3:33 pm, #84784
I almost expected a "when you see it..." ... but nope... nothing to see here.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 6, 2009, 12:08 am, #84484
I just had to say, that looks like a really good salad! Salmon, red peppers, fresh mozzarella, black olives, a**orted greens...hell, I'd like that.


The Lucifer Effect -


TAGS: friends enemies heaven hell humor
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 15, 2014, 6:14 am, #258868
Thank you sir... :)
GaryO - December 14, 2014, 11:04 pm, #258858
5/f
GaryO - December 14, 2014, 11:04 pm, #258857
Man, I love this one


HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE A DISTANT SECOND -


TAGS: friendship stand by me sking
Rating: 4.8/5

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MashiMashi - August 27, 2012, 9:38 pm, #238731
We discoverd girls and were at each others throat
conundrum - August 24, 2012, 5:55 pm, #238669
As you did... I should be a bit more observant...
Airman - August 24, 2012, 11:31 am, #238665
I watched the movie this weekend, and I love that quote. That's why I put Stand By Me and SKing in the tags.
conundrum - August 23, 2012, 11:16 pm, #238659
sounds like the last line in "Stand By Me" the movie or "The Body" a short story written by Steve King.... good story


ENTHUSIASM -




HOME SCHOOLING - Ensuring the next generation of social cripples.


TAGS: i have no real friends wah
Rating: 4.26/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2013, 12:58 am, #244220
Hey, I resemble that comment.... Lol XD
Gamedoc - April 10, 2012, 10:41 pm, #233040
I thought the internet was taking care of that...
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:17 pm, #175943
Thats a great poster! 5L
Anonymous2 - May 13, 2010, 7:34 pm, #175926
Plus it gets really embarrassing when you get a crush on your teacher or your classmates...
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:53 pm, #175872
Solid.
Sean - May 13, 2010, 12:49 pm, #175869
Love it. Especially the phrase, social cripple. Cool.


WHY -




SAFETY FIRST - Because your friends are always looking out for you.


TAGS: friends
Rating: 2.26/5

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Gypo - April 16, 2009, 7:17 am, #73351
How about "Saftery First - Fashion later"?


TRUTH -


TAGS: truth lie enemies friends lovers
Rating: 4.69/5

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Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 2:49 pm, #221793

you have the right site. very nice...5L solid. funny OR demotivational.
gas - April 22, 2011, 10:06 am, #217077
Ok, thx for the clarification ^^, I wasn't very sure if it was the right place
forseti - April 22, 2011, 9:57 am, #217076
IMO there are too many sites. Motifake is the correct place. We collect _demotivational_ posters and this is one. Some of the best posters here are not really funny but pretty sad!
gas - April 22, 2011, 9:37 am, #217075
Maybe I should have posted it better on motitwist :/
WillH - April 22, 2011, 1:25 am, #217060
I like the ph**o, but not very funny.
gas - April 21, 2011, 7:37 am, #216957
:P well seen... thx!
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:47 am, #216951
So Gas, you're an enemy I guess... 5 spiders


THE POINT OF NO RETURN -


TAGS: just friends curse calendar
Rating: 4.59/5

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Hawamleh - February 12, 2012, 5:35 pm, #229430
Oh god this is good..
crankyhead - February 12, 2012, 3:56 pm, #229416
Greeny, I'm gonna get you for thi5. =)
mariand - February 12, 2012, 3:37 pm, #229415
lol


INDICATOR -


TAGS: friends
Rating: 3.5/5

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MULTI-CULTURE PALS - Many Heroes, One Voice!




Orson Welles -


TAGS: friendship love alone
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 11:32 pm, #246959

Super, super good one, sho!~


The Art Of Conversation -




THE $100,000 QUESTION -


TAGS: life friend friendship question
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:21 pm, #241160
Maybe the vitamin C is counteracting the B1...LoL
maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:14 pm, #241143
I Take It And I have No Fiends . Friends.
maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:13 pm, #241142
I Take It And I have No Fiends .


WHEN HARRY MET SALLY -




A BOY AND HIS DOG -




MUNDANE -


TAGS: wonderful life ordinary family friends
Rating: 4.91/5

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Iconoclast - August 26, 2012, 3:14 pm, #238711
Really, REALLY good. 5L & Fav
motinet - August 26, 2012, 12:26 pm, #238709

DEEP!


FRIENDS - You can pick your friends, And you can pick your nose, But you cant pick your friends nose.


TAGS: friends
Rating: 4.9/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 6:36 pm, #224734
from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy


LONGEVITY -




DON'T YOU HATE IT? -


TAGS: facebook privacy friends ph**o questions
Rating: 4.75/5

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Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 6:21 am, #221122
Nice. 5 Teleph**o lenses


THE DOCTOR IS IN -




BDAY -


TAGS: friends and relatives destroy monotony
Rating: 4.62/5

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mariand - November 1, 2011, 3:37 am, #225491
useful tip... sometimes, reading tags can be edifying...lol


FRIENDS - What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame But something wild to run with.




EGOSYSTEM -


TAGS: fowl friends motifake
Rating: 4.39/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 4:10 pm, #187089
Perfect! 5L space. Hey NOOBS! Strive to make fakes like this one.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 11:02 pm, #187024
Excellent as always.
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 10:45 pm, #187009
Aces! This is a true motifake! 5L


TRUE FRIENDS - Are a gift from God, but since god doesn't exist, neither do true friends


TAGS: alone friends
Rating: 4.32/5

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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:48 pm, #231485
Stop looking in my brain! ;)
LLmayhem - March 16, 2012, 2:25 am, #231443
car is a lexus, the pokemon? well thats a charizard
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:40 pm, #231380
(carebear BANNED)
LLmayhem - March 14, 2012, 9:52 pm, #231340
So we have dibbs on the car, now what about my pokemon card collection?
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 7:39 pm, #231317
Wow... I have to say for one of your first posters... well done (I'm a bit too new to say this myself, but hey) 5L and... *ahem* ... What carebear said...
carebear - March 14, 2012, 12:47 pm, #231287
(carebear BANNED)
LLmayhem - March 14, 2012, 12:39 pm, #231286
thanks. i hope we are all a little demotivated after reading this
maoworks2 - March 14, 2012, 8:30 am, #231266
Vulcan Logic 5L
Zetmonk - March 14, 2012, 6:37 am, #231261
My word, that's harsh! 5L
Verdeckt - March 14, 2012, 5:44 am, #231259
Very Nice...


FRIENDSHIP - Is like artificial fruit. It's beautiful, until you put the bite on it.




FAMILY - The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.




BEST FRIENDS - That's right Mr. Ferret, I'm cleaning you. At least until Momma goes in the other room then it is dinner time.


TAGS: friends cat ferret licking dinner time
Rating: 3.06/5

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spacedog - August 20, 2009, 2:10 pm, #110199
Mmm. Sugar you taste good.


TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM -


TAGS: thats what friends are for
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:50 pm, #97013
You got it wrong... that badass is BOARDING!


SYMPATHY - You'll get none from me.


TAGS: ike radiant dawn path of radiance fire emblem super smash bros brawl taunt sympathy i fight for my friends prepare yourself aether
Rating: 2.59/5

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... - November 12, 2008, 2:27 pm, #35775
...Fluffy Poodles...you got 1 from me.


FRIENDSHIP - Opening your arms to even the hungriest of wolves.


TAGS: bunny friendship
Rating: 2.45/5

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Wolf - May 16, 2008, 5:43 am, #3670
OM NOM NOM NOM!


SINCERITY -


TAGS: office humor friendship hairy situation
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 4:07 am, #261418
LOL! You were "just trying to help!" followed by the hair flip. LOL! 5 L IgV!
GaryO - May 27, 2015, 9:42 pm, #261417
I remember it well....back in '69 itwas
concern3 - May 27, 2015, 5:50 pm, #261416
excellent a 5er
JesusWept - May 27, 2015, 9:29 am, #261414
Outstanding! L L L L L
Oldsod - May 27, 2015, 8:28 am, #261413
Absolutely friggin' fanta5tic!


LOVE IS BLIND -


TAGS: friendship love humor bunny
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 5, 2013, 12:03 pm, #246313

Thank you, Viper!~
pickleviper - June 5, 2013, 7:18 am, #246294
Staggeringly simple, but totally excellent. Shout out to the bunny-rabbits.


Interview -




BETRAYAL -


TAGS: friends lovers losers
Rating: 4.91/5

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GaryO - January 15, 2015, 3:13 pm, #259486
broken mirrors, apparently
lgvernon - January 15, 2015, 12:21 pm, #259481

Said the owner of the House of Mirrors...
GaryO - January 15, 2015, 9:01 am, #259474
unknown my buut...every woman...ever


MEMORIES - I betcha my daddy can drink more than your daddy!


TAGS: memories drink friends
Rating: 4.75/5

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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 12:32 pm, #242908
You got a bet kid...my dad is old school. Mix costs money. Good poster Snoop.


LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.


TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm, #177554
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


IT ISN'T SUCH A BAD THING - Especially when you do it with friends .




THE JUST FRIENDS CURSE... - ... is whatever four letter word you utter out loud after telling your best friend that you love them... in your head for like the thousandth time.




Reflections -




DICK CHENEY'S NEW BOOK - How To Shoot Friends And Influence People




A FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE - A Real Friend Will Help You Move A Body


TAGS: friends
Rating: 3.47/5

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5150monkeylove - September 12, 2010, 2:28 pm, #193418
great one
sasquatch76 - February 14, 2010, 4:29 pm, #158050
I always knew he was up to something, carrying that shovel and all.Funny.


DOGS - No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.




POPPING THE QUESTION - You did, and she said yes. Good luck with that


TAGS: friends who needs them
Rating: 3.07/5

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Anonymous2 - August 17, 2010, 4:24 pm, #189762
Meh, she only said yes because he's hung like a horse.


SEX IN THE HOOD - If Kelsey Grammer was the creator of Sex in The City




Unintended Consequences -




TOYS -




Loners -


TAGS: friends tombstones facebook lonely people
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 1:48 am, #251836
Well thanks! BTW...ya interested in a few FW emails? Taheetahee!
JesusWept - January 1, 2014, 1:44 am, #251835
I wish lol. Gave you a 5 btw ;)
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 1:36 am, #251832
Holy sh*t! Thought I was the only person on the planet. You got some sort of club I can join?
JesusWept - January 1, 2014, 1:13 am, #251829
HA! I don't use facebook :D


STAND BY ME -




Only 2 things -


TAGS: ughomer advice life worries friends
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 11:06 pm, #250693
Thanks Mr. Author...teehee
GaryO - October 28, 2013, 6:56 pm, #250690
Spectacular! Great uggy!


WHO WAS IT - that said you can't buy friendship?




FRIENDS FOREVER - After realizing she's the one, You'll regret the day you told her you would always be her FRIEND




THE INNER CIRCLE -




SNOOPY COME HOME -


TAGS: dog friendship friend companionship companion
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - October 14, 2012, 2:31 pm, #239955
Tell Them That Down At The Union Hall!!.


IF YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE -


TAGS: lending friends money
Rating: 4.82/5

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whenangelsfall - January 8, 2011, 12:16 pm, #209404
You've got it flipped around.. if you never want to see someone again, loan them money.
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 8:53 pm, #209379
Ain't that true! 5Lincolns!


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